Saturday, July 25, 2009

Blue Jays are a complete joke

Are you freaking kidding me? We lost a game that we led 9-1 going to the 7th inning? The Blue Jays are a complete joke. What an unmitigated disaster this team is. Unequivocally a colossal mess. Pathetic, brutal, laughable, disgusting, despicable are just some of the words to best describe this awful, putrid, terrible, crappy baseball club (all that without referencing a dictionary and also refraining from swearing. Wow. I'm almost impressed)

The disastrous Blue Jays have now lost their last 7 in extra innings, and their 17th in the past 23 games overall to drop to a season low 4 games below .500. How can you let a ball club rally from 8 down with 3 to go and show no heart, panic, or anger? Easy. Just suit up for a Blue Jays club that's roughly as talented as Paris Hilton (or Gregg Zaun)

If you excuse me I must leave immediately so I can hurl. Or shout obscenities. Or both.

3 comments:

Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) said...

Cheer up; it could always be worse. We could be Orioles fans.

Michael Harrison said...

I would argue that the Orioles are in better position right now for the future than the Blue Jays are. They are quietly building something pretty good there...

Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) said...

Now the Orioles are doing better?

Wow.